Marina & The Diamonds unleash the terrifying “How To Be A Heartbreaker”

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Earlier this week Marina & The Diamonds tweeted that her label wouldn’t release her latest video because she was too unattractive in it.

Well, the beast has been let out of its cage…

MARINA – How to be a heartbreaker music video

The label-heads were so right. I mean how can they release a video of her without blond hair? Hideous! And in an outfit that shows her flat stomach? Repulsive!

I don’t even know why they let her get so close to the hunks in the shower, they really should be compensated generously.

On a less sarcastic note, the song is really energetic and continues the theme of using a fake persona to protect your real feelings, which is what her entire Electra Heart album is about.

The news of her labels reaction to the video actually frightens me though, as I now feel like her whole Marilyn Monroe concept may have been manufactured to make her more physically appealing.

If Marina is ugly, we live in a sad sad world.

Grade: B